Clyde Foods
Meet the people behind the Clyde Foods concept as team profiles are published.
Clyde Foods is still assembling the people bold enough to build the operation. These are the ones already willing to put their names next to it.
Burger Czar · $CFO
Overeducated and overnourished, D4 Prime holds an MBA, a CPA, and, on most days, several Clyde Burgers. As Burger Czar and $CFO, he brings championship-grade confidence to burger economics, budget discipline, and the firm belief that two patties are merely a sensible starting point.
Hot Dog Tsar · COO
Lobos loves food trucks, good food, and good oldies, preferably all at the same time. As Hot Dog Tsar and COO, he keeps Clyde Dogs moving, can work a digital multimeter when the situation gets electrical, and has money on the deep fryer being the single most important machine in the operation.
Project Designer
Clyde is the project designer for all of Clyde Foods, shaping the brand, website, visual identity, menu presentation, and the countless details that make the whole operation feel unmistakably Clyde.
Web Engineer · Security Lead · Click Manager
Astro is the Clyde Foods web engineer, security lead, and click manager, responsible for the production site, deployments, infrastructure, redirects, indexing, and the technical safeguards that keep Clyde Foods online and pointed in the right direction.
